Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Let's Review the Veep Shortlist

...with Jonah Goldberg's killer wit. NOTE TO LA TIMES: Please figure out how to code your website to work with the extremely popular FireFox browser. NOTE TO FIREFOX USERS: You may have to use *ick* IE to view the whole chart. But it's worth it! Who do you want for Vice President?

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Clever Campaign Humor

Click over to Jibjab and watch this little parody short called "Time For Some Campaignin'." Where else can you see Obama riding a unicorn?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Audacity of Ego

Jonah Goldberg hits Obama out of the park.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

CO2 Good For Plants

I guess this story is for those readers who got their science education off the back of a cereal box. I'm pretty sure most people know that plants like CO2. Nevertheless, German scientists have been hard at work to prove just that. Actually, they wanted to see what happens to plants when they are exposed to higher levels of CO2. The result? They love it! The plants just grow bigger. Of course, they go out of their way to say that this mean we can quit cutting CO2 emissions (at great expense)--probably because they want to keep their jobs!

Just a quick global warming fact roundup:
1. We can't cause or stop "global warming" (or cooling, for that matter). This is mainly due to solar activity.
2. Global warming (or cooling) isn't necessarily that bad anyway. Bigger plants! More farmland! Warmer climate!
3. Politicians want to use this issue to secure more power and control over citizens, remaking the world into a fascist utopian wonderland.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

ANWR Pictures

I got a good forward the other day with some nice pictures of ANWR (that pristine wildlife park in beautiful Alaska just filled with oil):


This is NOT what it looks like:


This IS what it looks like (in winter):


And here it is in summer:


Here's how the wildlife react to the nearby Prudhoe Bay site:


Seriously, what are we waiting for? McCain could sweep every state if he promises to open this up! Oil independence is THE issue this time around. Let's get it done!