Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Apply Now!

Here is the application for getting some bailout cash. I'm pretty sure it's only for companies that are too big to fail, but seriously, what is up with this?!? And how do I keep them from giving all my money away? By the way, do you remember all that fuss about buying junk mortgages from lenders? The week-long non-stop discussion and debate? And those big votes in Congress until it passed? And how if we didn't do it, the world would end?

Well . . . Paulson decided he'd just go another direction on that one. I'm not really sure what direction that might be (these guys seem to know), but I'm guessing it has something to do with printing up a big stinkin' pile of fresh money and handing it out. Now why didn't I think of that?!? Aaarrrggghhh . . .

Oh, and, the best part? All this will be solidly pinned to the Bush administration (which deserves only some blame) with no more mention of the Democrat policies and criminality that really got us here (Community Reinvestment Act and Acorn thugs). When things really start to get bad, about two or three months after Obama (may he live forever) takes office, his socialist schemes will never be blamed for taking us from bad to worse. FDR booted. Have a nice day.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

May he live forever? Priceless.